Attention All Frat Boys & Grandpas

The Lingerie Bowl has been cancelled this year because they didn't get the right permits in time.

That might be true. But it's probably because all these hoochies have contracted some sort of STD from last years festivities. Sorry boys.

WTF - Who Isn't?!

Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her second child.

YOU'RE NEXT.

Destiny!

I am posting this pic again because this bitch looks like a chola. Anyway, Miley Cyrus has legally changed her name. I didn't know this, but she was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. She has changed it to Miley Ray Cyrus. She said she's been called Miley since she was a little girl and it's the name she's always used. She used the name Ray as a tribute to her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.

This is fuckin' stupid, but whatever. I actually like Destiny better than Miley, Miley sounds like a kind of fish. Gross. Destiny is such a classy and gorgeous stripper name! She could have filled those shoes, but no - she fucked up!

Sexy Time

Verne Troyer always pulls bitches. Don't ask me why or how. I'm not a brain surgeon.

He was at the Ivy yesterday having lunch with his lady friend. When Verne was leaving the restaurant he was harassed by some pap who kept telling him that Verne's wife was on the brink of suicide. TMZ has the video of the dude telling Verne that he has left her without any money and now she's addicted to drugs and in a mental hospital.

Why do I care?

Gorgeous

With all of these Britney pics, I have decided to post a truly glamorous pic of the potato face that is Rumer Willis. This creation from the gods is the spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Bitch got hit with the ugly stick one too many times.

This is the chance you take when two pretty hot people mate, you either get gorgeous little ones (Ex: Brad Pitt & Angie) or you get stuck with this. Wait, did I just call Bruce Willis hot? *gag*

More Pregnant Bitches

Ethan Hawke's girlfriend, 28-year-old Ryan Shawhughes, is knocked up with his baby. Ethan met Ryan while he was married to Uma Thurman. She was their nanny. 37-year-old Ethan has two kids with Uma.

Next...

Tom Cruise Is Gas-sy

Tom Cruise is receiving a new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle this week. Tom is receiving the very first model of the only 1,500 made. The cycle cost $72,500 and can reach speeds of 200 mph, according to NY Daily News:

Cruise, whose net worth is upwards of $250 million, is known to have an affinity for fast vehicles, including motorcycles, Porsches and planes. Some estimate the actor spent $1 million in 2006 on fuel alone.

I understand having nice cars and shit - but a million dollars just on gas? WTF is wrong with these people! Where the fuck do you drive and travel to for a million dollars gas?

It's Britney, Bitch

Ok, so after like 3 days or something like that of not posting I have decided to start off with a Brit Shit story! Bear with me! This one's gonna be long.

Osama and Brit had a big blowout a few days ago which ended in Osama banning Adnan from Brit's house. Osama had a screaming match with her which left Brit in tears. Brit stayed outside of the gates and called Adnan Ghalib to come pick her up. Adnan told her to go into her house and he would be there. He showed up, but security at the gates were told not to let him in. Apparently, Osama told them not to let Adnan in at all. These fucking drama queens! Chill the fuck out! For whatever reason, the cops were also called. They did a quick search for some reason and left. WTF? They should have taken all these fuckin' bitches to jail for violation of sanity and disturbing the little fuckin' peace that her damned neighbors get!

Brit's parents and Ali Simms arrived this week also. Theres supposed to be some sort of intervention this week and that's why her mother is in town. The same night of the big fight she left Ralph's with a pap named Felipe, then she was with Adnan and then she ended her night going to a drugstore with her mom and Osama.

Fuck, Britney's dog looks pissed. He's so over this shit. He's the only semi-sane one in this family.


Britney followed up her crazed night of fighting with Osama Lutfi by buying a Mercedes! Woohoo! Britney, Osama and Lynne Spears visited the dealer and dropped cash on her new ride. She showed up at the dealership with a goddamned ceramic coffee mug and a Kabbalah book, all the while looking like a hot mess! Nice nips.


Also, TMZ claims Brit is getting treated for her mental illness. A psychiatrist apparently comes to her home once a week. She's also on meds to treat her bipolar disorder. I guess Brit is fine when she's on her medication, but then she goes off it thinking she's okay and that's when her condition gets worse.

A source said, "She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she's in the middle of an episode. It's like mocking someone with Down syndrome."

Down Syndrome? How insulting! To people with down syndrome. They do not want to be affiliated with her ass! In the video above Brit is talking in her British/Asian/Retard accent once again and yelling at Osama telling him that she wants him to get out of the passenger seat so she can drive. No, that's not a typo. She's just an idiot.

And, I will leave this long and dramatic post on a light note! BLENDER magazine has Brit Shit on the cover of its new issue! No, that's not really her - but I love it. That's some pretty hefty photoshop but a job well done! Well, they forgot the frappucino, the gas pump and the broken condoms but I'll let them slide!

Oh Yeah, She's Pregnant

The hottness that is Brad and Angie showed up to the SAG Awards tonight lookin' like a million bucks. That dress did not help out with those pregnancy rumors though. Angie is knocked up and sporting some major boobage! I love this hot couple and I hope she's preggers!

Before My Time

I went to the Spice Girls Reunion concert so I'm not going to fully hate on this. New Kids On The Block were huge in the 80's and are ready to make a comeback in 2008. Jonathan Knight is turning 40 this year. Donnie Wahlberg is 38, Danny Wood is 38, Jordan Knight is 37 and Joey McIntyre is 35. Apparently these guys are planning a reunion concert and their official website is up and running.

My sister used to have a blanket and pillow set with these nerds all over it. I guess they were like teen heartthrobs. That was then, lemme tell you - there is nothing cute about middle-aged men singing 80's hits.

Where You At?

*Sigh* - How I miss the old X-Tina! Anyway, that's an old pic - but it's a classic. Christina Aguilera has been MIA since giving birth a few weeks ago. I just wanted a reason to post this pic.

Someone Get Her A Brown Paper Bag

Lindsay Lohan seems to have gotten the memo that we are sick of seeing that face of a middle-aged women all over the press and tried to cover the mug with that horrendous bag. Ho-han was slutting it up in NYC this weekend, and hooked up with Brody Jenner along the way.

Lindsay Lohan is a slut and she does not give a fuck! She's a slut on a mission and no one is going to get in her way.

Wonderful Boyfriend

Britney Spear's paparazzi boyfriend is selling some home made videos of Brit and he's asking $2 million for them. He's already given a preview to a few big agencies.

The News Of The World got a preview of the clips, and here's their breakdown:

CLIP No1 shows Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She's heard saying:

"When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."

CLIP No2 shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles:

"Britney has an angel looking out for her, don't you, angel?"

CLIP No3 sees a Britney talking to Adnan, who's holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

She smiles: "I'm really happy. Bubba's here for me now. It's all good."

Adnan is still withholding CLIP No4 and CLIP No5 but CLIP No6, filmed last week, shows Britney crying hysterically after a night out.

What doesn't she get? It's like everyone knows he is using her but her! Idiot. Check out the vid's above of Adnan whoring our Britney. In the second video he plays messages that she has left him on voicemail. She sounds like a 12 year old girl! WTF is her deal?

A Lil' Skank In Her

Inside that little Disney soul is a little Disney skank just waiting to come out and play. These pics of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana (That's what I'm going to call her and if you don't like it then F-U) have leaked today - sources claim they are from little Montana's MySpace page.




These pics aren't really that bad. Wait, how old is she? 15? My mom would have whooped my ass had I posted some shit like this on the internet. Poor Billy Ray, his little star isn't a little girl anymore! Bitch broke his achy braky heart.

Damn Girl

Sylvester Stallone's mom, Jackie Stallone, at the Vegas premiere of "Rambo" on Thursday. She is 86 years old but it looks like she has 86 botox injections in her face or one too many bad surgeries. Ugh, bitch looks like a clown!

The Monte Carlo Is On Fire!

LITERALLY. The famous hotel in Las Vegas is being evacuated and is burning.
The blaze began shortly after 11 a.m. Friday. Dark plumes of smoke can be seen, and fire crews are en route to the scene. The blaze began at the top of the hotel and appears to be spreading down. There are 32 floors and about 3,000 people staying at the hotel. The fire is burning in three different parts of the hotel.

Sucks.

Gangsta Shit

A 16-year-old boy was arrested last night after the FBI believed he had plans to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.He was taken into custody after getting off a Southwest flight in Nashville from Los Angeles. From Nashville he was supposed to fly to Louisiana.

The FBI said, "His stated intent was to hijack the airplane and commit suicide. He did indicate he intended to die in Louisiana. It appears he had a ticket to Louisiana."

Sources say he had intended to crash the plane into a Hannah Montana concert on Friday night in Lafayette, Louisiana. In his bag they found handcuffs, duct tape and a type of rope or yarn. His plans were to overthrow the plane. He is currently being held on several state charges and could face Federal charges.

What a fuckin' idiot. And where the fuck were his parents? I don't like this Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana chick but damn, she's not that bad! She looks like an idiot in the picture above. Ha.

Bitches With Money

Madonna has purchase the London home right next to hers and paid $12 million for it. It gets better. She bought it and turned it into her own personal gym! She's trying to get some permits to have the two homes connected, but as for now, she walks 200 yards to her personal LA Fitness. Damn! I could have thought of a lot cooler shit to do with $12 million but I guess if you're Madonna that will do.

WTF Is She Wearing

WTF is she wearing and WTF is she doing attending shit without Britney! Anyway, Brit Shit's "cousin" Alli Sims attending a Pepsi Launch party or something like that. Is she still releasing that album of hers? This Alli skank was smart, she fame-whored a little off Brit and sold her story and shit to make a quick buck!

Britney needs to hit me up. I'll be a good friend to her! I swear to the Frappucino gods that I will hold her purse and drive her car and order her Starbucks better than any other bitches! I will also take pictures of her secretly with my camera phone, record her phone calls and possibly manipulate her to deposit funds into my bank account. Britney, if you're reading this - hit me up.

Straight From The Trailer Park

Seriously. This is straight from the trailer park - The Sun interviewed, Britney Spears' uncle, William Spears from his trailer in Kentwood. He says Britney has been drinking and doing drugs since she was 13. Revealing a childhood that included an alcoholic father and constant fighting, William Spears says Britney is basically gonna die soon. Woo hoo!

After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went "buck-wild" on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: "She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.".."It got worse when she got famous and she found out that people would do what she wanted them to. She wanted to drink, party and go where she wanted to go. She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her."..."Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. She is not listening to anybody. She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn't want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing..."If people think she has reached the bottom, they are very wrong."

Ha! That's hilarious. He better make room in his trailer because this bitch will be living with him soon. Above is a truly glamorous picture of Britney at Rite-Aid at 4AM this morning. She also spoke in her british accent and used a pay phone for no reason.

More To The Clan

Star Magazine is claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting. And it's gonna be twins! I am so excited and I really hope this shit is true! Anyway, here's the little snip from Star:

Angie has only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. Star has learned that Angelina hastily cancelled a long-scheduled trip to Europe when she first found out about her pregnancy. "Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a second says. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come." Rumors of pregnancy for Angie, 32, have swirled since she appeared at the Critics' Choice awards on January 7 looking considerably healthier than the almost skeletal figure she had become. While Brad drank beer, and others at their table downed champagne, she stuck to water.

Everyone is getting knocked up! Damn! I give it two years before they have their own military and speak their own Brangelina language. Just you wait and see! They are going to take over the world! I want to be Angie's fetus right now, those kids are royalty and they know it! Bitches!

Mop Head

Halle Berry grew that baby bump over night! She has been keeping things pretty quiet since announcing her pregnancy with her incredibly sexy boyfriend whose name I do not know. Anyway, she looks hot for being knocked up, but I don't know about that mop-head. She kinda looks like one of those little chia-pets. You know what I'm talking about.

Ch-Ch-Cha-Chia!

Yuck

Tori Spelling is pregnant, again. Her first son is not even a year old yet.

Damn, bitch is fug.

About Time!

Amy Winehouse has checked herself into rehab! Woohoo! Her label made this statement earlier today:

"Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors," Universal Music Group said in a statement. "She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction. Amy is the most talented and important musical artist of her generation and has made huge strides on her road to recovery. Universal Music Group wants nothing more than to see her take the time she needs to come back to full health and fulfil her incredible potential with the label. The label has always had the best interests of Amy at heart and has been guided by her family and doctors in the last few months as to the best direction to take. All concerned feel that Amy must put her health before all considerations and will be by her side whenever and wherever they are needed."

Fuck, that was long. Damn, Cokey McCokehead is gonna have some major withdrawals! That is gonna be some crazy shit, I hope she comes out of this sober. But she won't. What a waste of talent! Well, I'll be waiting for this hot mess to come out of rehab and start doing crazy shit like walking around london with her bra and no shoes. I miss the old Amy already!

Mommy, Who's That Crazy Lady?

*Sigh* - Britney Spears caused an incident at a Beverly Hills elementary school when she was spotted outside smoking and talking to herself, according to Us Magazine:

“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
At this point the kids were being let out and the sight of Britney Spears naturally terrified the little ones:
“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’"

Who the fuck in their right mind would let this bitch pick up their kids? She can go pick up someone else's kids but can't take time out of her day to go show up to court hearings for hers! WTF! Bitch has her priorities mixed up. Anyway, I doubt someone asked her to pick up their kids, she was fuckin' bored and looking for friends. Bitch needs to figure it out!

Hoes Fart & Burp

Eva Mendes went to Nepal with Cameron for an MTV show and confessed they stayed up in their hotel room breaking wind all night.

Eva recalls: "Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can't belch. "One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do. "We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine. "It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off."

Sexy shit. I take that back. That's not even funny. These two middle aged women should not be sitting around farting and shit! Rude!

Watch Cameron burp like a drunk frat guy below:

R.I.P.

Heath Ledgers family has issued the following statement:

"We, Heath's family, confirm, the very tragic, untimely and accidental passing of our dearly loved son, brother and doting father of Matilda. He was found peacefully asleep in his New York apartment by his housekeeper at 3:30 p.m. U.S. time. We would like to thank our friends and everyone around the world for their well wishes and kind thoughts at this time. Heath has touched so many people on so many different levels during his short life but few had the pleasure of truly knowing him. He was a down to earth, generous, kind-hearted, life-loving and selfless individual who was extremely inspirational to many. Please now respect our family's need to grieve and come to terms with our loss privately."

Michelle Williams was Heaths fiance and mother of his child, her family issued the following statement today:
I think Tennyson got it right in the poem when he described someone as having died at a young age but burning the candles at both ends, and oh what a beautiful flame he made, that was Heath, what a beautiful flame he made and a great talent. My heart goes out to everyone in his family and my family. The saddest thing is his daughter whom he just loved dearly.

So sad.

Those Are Gonna Be Real Tears Soon

Lil' Wayne was arrested near Yuma, Arizona and charged with possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia. TMZ reports that the Drug Enforcement Agency was brought in for the arrest. He was also arrested last year for possession of drugs in Idaho. Ha! They never learn.

More Chola Shit

Eva Longoria Parker [WTF?] got a new tattoo on her skank neck. Apparently it's Tony Parker's jersey number nine. It looks like June, not nine. Don't think Hollywood bitches ever think shit through before they do it? I don't get it. And that's some straight up chola writing, I think Shy Girl tatted up homegirl in her basement. What happens when her and Tony get divorced or if Tony stops playing basketball? I guess she can tell everyone it's her IQ. Dumb bitch.

Pink Horse Carriages

Pink was campaigning for PETA last week and made a comment about the horse carriages in New York being unsafe because they hurt the horses feet and they breath in smoggy air from the city. Well, the NY horse peeps set this bitch straight:

Carriage-owner rep Carolyn Daly bridled at Pink's charge that the asphalt hurts the horses' hooves. "They have specialized shoes for concrete," said Daly, adding that their equine partners get a four-month vacation at a Pennsylvania farm. "We haven't had one animal cruelty violation from the three agencies that oversee us," said Daly, who derided the "ignorant comments of a B-list pop star. A true 'Stupid Girl' is one who talks publicly about something she knows nothing about." Hansom cab driver Ian McKeever said he's never witnessed a driver abusing a horse - and would intervene if he did. McKeever, whose horse Roger has appeared on "Sex and the City," argues, "My horse is more famous than [Pink] is!"

I like these angry carriage owners. They have balls.

Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008

Ok, so I didn't really wanna post this one, and I'm really late about this - but as everyone and their grandmothers gardner's nephew's roommate knows, Heath Ledger passed away yesterday around 3:30PM. The initial autopsy prove inconclusive, but it is widely suspected that he has an accidental overdose. He was found naked in his apartment, face down with pill bottles around him. It is believed that they were sleeping pills, one prescription and one over the counter. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Ledger was 28 and is survived by his 2 year old daughter Matilda Rose.

Before I get back to business as usual this afternoon, I'd like to offer my personal condolences to Heath Ledger's family and friends. Particularly his daughter Matilda Rose. Heath would always speak fondly of her. He was recently quoted as saying "I feel good about dying because I feel alive through her." R.I.P.

This Is Gonna Be A Long Post

Adnan Ghalib's wife filed for divorce this week. On the other hand, he made appearances last night on Entertainment Tonight and The Insider where he said not only his he still with Britney, but she wants to have his baby. He claims Britney bought the rumored pregnancy test because she was "hoping" to be pregnant because of her "natural maternal instincts." NY Daily News reports:

Ghalib conceded that Spears, 26, was not aware he was going public about their relationship and insisted they are still together despite reports she kicked him to the curb. "It's far from over, but then I don't have the ultimate say in this relationship," Ghalib said.

He's waiting for his paycheck.

IN OTHER BRITNEY NEWS!
Britney Spears' lawyers scheduled an emergency hearing today to allow Britney to have therapeutic visitation with her children. Britney initially showed up at the courthouse and then wandered right back out - bitch didn't even go into the court room. WTF? This shit did not help her case because, in a quick minute, her request was denied! Ha! TMZ reports:

Sources told TMZ Brit wanted visitation restored in a "therapeutic setting" -- meaning under the treatment of medical professionals -- but that wasn't gonna happen, especially since she never showed to make a plea. The Court noted Brit's absence.

Mark Vincent Kaplan (K-Feds Lawyer) made the following remarks to People about Britney's deposition:We are going over things that are very, very gut-wrenching. Just to revisit them even in your own mind would not be pleasurable. It's not something anyone would enjoy," he says."

What the fuck did she even show up for again? She loves the attention. That's all.

Chola Makeup

Did this bitch go to the Compton swapmeet to get her makeup done? WTF? That face looks East LA to me. Anyway, here is the always beautiful Pamela Anderson this weekend partying as usual!

Told You So...

The Wino is a crackwhore. Can't say I didn't see this one coming. A few days ago, while I was completely entertained with my tangible life away from this computer and not posting, a video of Amy Winehouse smoking crack surfaces. She also claims that she popped 9 pills of Valium and suggested that her cat call a cab and leave. Crack makes you say sexy things. Well, the police finally caught onto this mess and are thinking about pressing charges. Apparently the video was filmed right before Amy attended the hearing for her husband Blake on Friday.

Police will look at the video before deciding whether any charges should be brought against Winehouse, a Metropolitan Police spokesman said while speaking on condition of anonymity in line with force policy.

If I were her cat i would have packed my shit and left a long time ago! Fuck that, smoking crack and weed and boozing and poppin' pills, she shows that cat no respect! No fuckin' attention and love has been devoted to that cat. Bitch needs to take care of her pussy. Cat. Pussy cat. Fuck.

Here's the video and the sound is shitty. Her accent is so classy, she's a classy crack hoe:

Fugie Ferg

This pic is from a concert in New Zealand that Fergie performed at this week. If you have already forgetten, Fergie has a little stage trouble. Last time she pissed on herself on stage because "she had to go". Well, bitch looks constipated in this pic and I'm going to figure she's been taking a few trips to the little boys room because she forgot to zip her shit up. I say little boy because I still question whether or not this bitch is female. She has total man face. Ugh. I'll leave you suckers with this hot pic of Fergie pissing herself! Thank me later.

Back To Bitch Face

Those pregnancy hormones must be fucking up Jessica Alba's mood - for the first time in a long time bitch was out and about smiling and furniture shopping like two nights ago. Last night she came to her bitch face roots at LAX with her boyfriend Cash Warren. I love her for being so miserable all the time, but I hate her for being such a bitch all the time - go figure.

Skank Face

Pamela Anderson is 25 from the neck down. Unfortunately, the Aging Gods did not bless her face with the same super powers. Pammy looks fug. She will never stop partying. This is a pic of her from last night at the Hard Rock Hotel in Florida. They are going to bury this bitch with a bottle of Jack in one hand and her vibrator in the other. Those are her only true loves, she's crazy and horny. Sad thing is this is someone's mom. Ha! Your mom has got a bad case of skank face!

Reality TV Check

I never watch that stupid show The Hills, but I know some bitches that are so into that shit! I can not stand their high school drama so i opt to not watch it, but I still know about all their dirt! WTF - MTV has somehow infiltrated my mind with this Heidi vs Lauren shit! Anyway, like all Reality TV, this shit is scripted but these hoes keep denying it. Well, The Hills is now being shown over in the UK with the following disclaimer aired before and after the show:

"The following programme may contain scenes that have been created purely for entertainment purposes."

Duh!

Vote Bitch

This is by no means a political blog, but I just wanted to remind you bitches to register to vote. I don't give a fuck who you vote for, but just vote. Your vote counts. So, if you are not registered to vote go to this site and get the form and register!
REGISTER HERE


On a lighter note, if you're not a complete and total idiot then you will enjoy the KFC pic posted above. Classic.

Who Does Your Hair?

What the fuck did Courtney Love do to her hair?! Did she go to the Braile Institute for a quick trim? She's a hot mess and I love her for it. Here she is at the Tracy Ross party last night.

Robot Voice

Paula Abdul released her "comeback" song today, the one which she is supposed to perform at the Super Bowl. Was she standing in front of a fucking fan when she recorded this? No one sings anymore. It's all edited and enhanced on a computer. Sad. The song is called "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" and it's not that bad if you like robot voices.

Bunny Baby On The Way

Sources claim that Holly Madison (29) and Hugh Hefner (81) were spotting visiting a doctor that specializes in vitro fertilization. Damn, why does everyone want to have babies? Holly always talks about marrying Hef and having babies and shit. I have no idea how they are going to make his spermies work. This is far more delicate than rocket science - I know because I'm a rocket scientist. Do not question my authority! This bitch is smart, you know she had this shit planned out:

My Life Goals! By Holly Madison
1. Graduate from college
2. Start non-profit organization
3. Cure cancer
4. Get knocked up by old rich man to inherit his entire estate and all of his money
5. Feed the poor

Your Daily Dose Of Celebrity Gossip Britney

It's not a wonderful day without a Britney Spears post. There are about a million stories today so let me break it down:

1. Britney is planning to host a party in Beverly Hills next month for the Scandinavian Style Mansion. The idiot that founded the event confirmed that Brit will be doing it. He said, "I am beyond excited because the experience she gave everyone in December was amazing. She absolutely made my event." IDIOT. If she even decides to show up it will be 3 hours late, high off her ass and half naked.

2. Brit's latest assistant, Carla, has been fired and apparently looking to tell-all. Carla was there during the breakdown and through a lot of juicy moments and is pitching the idea to a few companies. That's hot.

3. Brit Brit was offered $3 million for the lead role in Memoirs of a Medicated Child. Brit was set to play the girlfriend of a misdiagnosed mental patient. Ha, what a co-inky-dink. A rep for the film said, "Even with an accepted $3 million offer on the table and negotiations being finalized, producers decided to can Brit.”

4. Also, bitch has Multiple Personality Disorder and when she does crazy and weird shit in her British accent she does not remember it. Apparently, her british persona is like a different person. I dunno, whatever - I believe it all.

That Miley Kid

I have no idea what the hell is so damn special about this chick. I just know that underage girls look up to her and sick middle-aged men want to look up her skirt. My 2 year old niece will run around the house ranting about Hannah Montana - I don't get it? I give her a few years until she ends up like all the other Disney Sluts Stars. Here she is yesterday at the Hannah Montana 3D Movie Premiere. She needs to step up the A-Game, the hair, makeup and dress are fug.

She Can Smile!

Jessica Alba went furniture shopping last night in LA. She smiled and did not cover her face. End story.

You've Been Warned

Only click on the link below if you have a strong stomach and if you have medical insurance to cover the cost for the damage that will be done to your eyes. After you click you will find some truly glamorous shots of Britney Spears last night leaving Kitson with no pants or anything down there. You have been warned:
CLICK HERE YOU SICKO