That's an old picture but I just wanted to take this moment to reflect on Britney's keen sense of style. If your retinas aren't burnt by now, you can continue reading. Life & Style Magazine put out a beautiful article today about Britney Spear's visit to the Betsey Johnson store this weekend with her new creepy paparazzi boyfriend Adnan. Basically, she went into the store, grabbed a buncha shit then went into a fitting room and came out naked - it went a little something like this:
A salesgirl said, "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."
"I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."
I have no choice but to believe this and almost every story that comes out about this hot mess. I can't keep up with all of these stories. You know she didn't tell the salesgirl that shit, those sentences were too well put together for her ass. You know it went something like "Yoo dun nid ta get yo hands away frum muh and git frum hurr"or some delicate phrasing like that. Bitch is crazy in the head.
