Wednesday, January 30, 2008

It's Britney, Bitch

Ok, so after like 3 days or something like that of not posting I have decided to start off with a Brit Shit story! Bear with me! This one's gonna be long.
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Osama and Brit had a big blowout a few days ago which ended in Osama banning Adnan from Brit's house. Osama had a screaming match with her which left Brit in tears. Brit stayed outside of the gates and called Adnan Ghalib to come pick her up. Adnan told her to go into her house and he would be there. He showed up, but security at the gates were told not to let him in. Apparently, Osama told them not to let Adnan in at all. These fucking drama queens! Chill the fuck out! For whatever reason, the cops were also called. They did a quick search for some reason and left. WTF? They should have taken all these fuckin' bitches to jail for violation of sanity and disturbing the little fuckin' peace that her damned neighbors get!

Brit's parents and Ali Simms arrived this week also. Theres supposed to be some sort of intervention this week and that's why her mother is in town. The same night of the big fight she left Ralph's with a pap named Felipe, then she was with Adnan and then she ended her night going to a drugstore with her mom and Osama.

Fuck, Britney's dog looks pissed. He's so over this shit. He's the only semi-sane one in this family.

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Britney followed up her crazed night of fighting with Osama Lutfi by buying a Mercedes! Woohoo! Britney, Osama and Lynne Spears visited the dealer and dropped cash on her new ride. She showed up at the dealership with a goddamned ceramic coffee mug and a Kabbalah book, all the while looking like a hot mess! Nice nips.


Also, TMZ claims Brit is getting treated for her mental illness. A psychiatrist apparently comes to her home once a week. She's also on meds to treat her bipolar disorder. I guess Brit is fine when she's on her medication, but then she goes off it thinking she's okay and that's when her condition gets worse.

A source said, "She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she's in the middle of an episode. It's like mocking someone with Down syndrome."


Down Syndrome? How insulting! To people with down syndrome. They do not want to be affiliated with her ass! In the video above Brit is talking in her British/Asian/Retard accent once again and yelling at Osama telling him that she wants him to get out of the passenger seat so she can drive. No, that's not a typo. She's just an idiot.

And, I will leave this long and dramatic post on a light note! BLENDER magazine has Brit Shit on the cover of its new issue! No, that's not really her - but I love it. That's some pretty hefty photoshop but a job well done! Well, they forgot the frappucino, the gas pump and the broken condoms but I'll let them slide!
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