A Lil' Skank In Her

Inside that little Disney soul is a little Disney skank just waiting to come out and play. These pics of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana (That's what I'm going to call her and if you don't like it then F-U) have leaked today - sources claim they are from little Montana's MySpace page.




These pics aren't really that bad. Wait, how old is she? 15? My mom would have whooped my ass had I posted some shit like this on the internet. Poor Billy Ray, his little star isn't a little girl anymore! Bitch broke his achy braky heart.

Damn Girl

Sylvester Stallone's mom, Jackie Stallone, at the Vegas premiere of "Rambo" on Thursday. She is 86 years old but it looks like she has 86 botox injections in her face or one too many bad surgeries. Ugh, bitch looks like a clown!

The Monte Carlo Is On Fire!

LITERALLY. The famous hotel in Las Vegas is being evacuated and is burning.
The blaze began shortly after 11 a.m. Friday. Dark plumes of smoke can be seen, and fire crews are en route to the scene. The blaze began at the top of the hotel and appears to be spreading down. There are 32 floors and about 3,000 people staying at the hotel. The fire is burning in three different parts of the hotel.

Sucks.

Gangsta Shit

A 16-year-old boy was arrested last night after the FBI believed he had plans to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.He was taken into custody after getting off a Southwest flight in Nashville from Los Angeles. From Nashville he was supposed to fly to Louisiana.

The FBI said, "His stated intent was to hijack the airplane and commit suicide. He did indicate he intended to die in Louisiana. It appears he had a ticket to Louisiana."

Sources say he had intended to crash the plane into a Hannah Montana concert on Friday night in Lafayette, Louisiana. In his bag they found handcuffs, duct tape and a type of rope or yarn. His plans were to overthrow the plane. He is currently being held on several state charges and could face Federal charges.

What a fuckin' idiot. And where the fuck were his parents? I don't like this Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana chick but damn, she's not that bad! She looks like an idiot in the picture above. Ha.

Bitches With Money

Madonna has purchase the London home right next to hers and paid $12 million for it. It gets better. She bought it and turned it into her own personal gym! She's trying to get some permits to have the two homes connected, but as for now, she walks 200 yards to her personal LA Fitness. Damn! I could have thought of a lot cooler shit to do with $12 million but I guess if you're Madonna that will do.

WTF Is She Wearing

WTF is she wearing and WTF is she doing attending shit without Britney! Anyway, Brit Shit's "cousin" Alli Sims attending a Pepsi Launch party or something like that. Is she still releasing that album of hers? This Alli skank was smart, she fame-whored a little off Brit and sold her story and shit to make a quick buck!

Britney needs to hit me up. I'll be a good friend to her! I swear to the Frappucino gods that I will hold her purse and drive her car and order her Starbucks better than any other bitches! I will also take pictures of her secretly with my camera phone, record her phone calls and possibly manipulate her to deposit funds into my bank account. Britney, if you're reading this - hit me up.

Straight From The Trailer Park

Seriously. This is straight from the trailer park - The Sun interviewed, Britney Spears' uncle, William Spears from his trailer in Kentwood. He says Britney has been drinking and doing drugs since she was 13. Revealing a childhood that included an alcoholic father and constant fighting, William Spears says Britney is basically gonna die soon. Woo hoo!

After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went "buck-wild" on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: "She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.".."It got worse when she got famous and she found out that people would do what she wanted them to. She wanted to drink, party and go where she wanted to go. She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her."..."Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. She is not listening to anybody. She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn't want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing..."If people think she has reached the bottom, they are very wrong."

Ha! That's hilarious. He better make room in his trailer because this bitch will be living with him soon. Above is a truly glamorous picture of Britney at Rite-Aid at 4AM this morning. She also spoke in her british accent and used a pay phone for no reason.