Vote Bitch

This is by no means a political blog, but I just wanted to remind you bitches to register to vote. I don't give a fuck who you vote for, but just vote. Your vote counts. So, if you are not registered to vote go to this site and get the form and register!
REGISTER HERE


On a lighter note, if you're not a complete and total idiot then you will enjoy the KFC pic posted above. Classic.

Who Does Your Hair?

What the fuck did Courtney Love do to her hair?! Did she go to the Braile Institute for a quick trim? She's a hot mess and I love her for it. Here she is at the Tracy Ross party last night.

Robot Voice

Paula Abdul released her "comeback" song today, the one which she is supposed to perform at the Super Bowl. Was she standing in front of a fucking fan when she recorded this? No one sings anymore. It's all edited and enhanced on a computer. Sad. The song is called "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" and it's not that bad if you like robot voices.

Bunny Baby On The Way

Sources claim that Holly Madison (29) and Hugh Hefner (81) were spotting visiting a doctor that specializes in vitro fertilization. Damn, why does everyone want to have babies? Holly always talks about marrying Hef and having babies and shit. I have no idea how they are going to make his spermies work. This is far more delicate than rocket science - I know because I'm a rocket scientist. Do not question my authority! This bitch is smart, you know she had this shit planned out:

My Life Goals! By Holly Madison
1. Graduate from college
2. Start non-profit organization
3. Cure cancer
4. Get knocked up by old rich man to inherit his entire estate and all of his money
5. Feed the poor

Your Daily Dose Of Celebrity Gossip Britney

It's not a wonderful day without a Britney Spears post. There are about a million stories today so let me break it down:

1. Britney is planning to host a party in Beverly Hills next month for the Scandinavian Style Mansion. The idiot that founded the event confirmed that Brit will be doing it. He said, "I am beyond excited because the experience she gave everyone in December was amazing. She absolutely made my event." IDIOT. If she even decides to show up it will be 3 hours late, high off her ass and half naked.

2. Brit's latest assistant, Carla, has been fired and apparently looking to tell-all. Carla was there during the breakdown and through a lot of juicy moments and is pitching the idea to a few companies. That's hot.

3. Brit Brit was offered $3 million for the lead role in Memoirs of a Medicated Child. Brit was set to play the girlfriend of a misdiagnosed mental patient. Ha, what a co-inky-dink. A rep for the film said, "Even with an accepted $3 million offer on the table and negotiations being finalized, producers decided to can Brit.”

4. Also, bitch has Multiple Personality Disorder and when she does crazy and weird shit in her British accent she does not remember it. Apparently, her british persona is like a different person. I dunno, whatever - I believe it all.

That Miley Kid

I have no idea what the hell is so damn special about this chick. I just know that underage girls look up to her and sick middle-aged men want to look up her skirt. My 2 year old niece will run around the house ranting about Hannah Montana - I don't get it? I give her a few years until she ends up like all the other Disney Sluts Stars. Here she is yesterday at the Hannah Montana 3D Movie Premiere. She needs to step up the A-Game, the hair, makeup and dress are fug.

She Can Smile!

Jessica Alba went furniture shopping last night in LA. She smiled and did not cover her face. End story.