
It's not a wonderful day without a Britney Spears post. There are about a million stories today so let me break it down:
1. Britney is planning to host a party in Beverly Hills next month for the Scandinavian Style Mansion. The idiot that founded the event confirmed that Brit will be doing it. He said,
"I am beyond excited because the experience she gave everyone in December was amazing. She absolutely made my event." IDIOT. If she even decides to show up it will be 3 hours late, high off her ass and half naked.
2. Brit's latest assistant, Carla, has been fired and apparently looking to tell-all. Carla was there during the breakdown and through a lot of juicy moments and is pitching the idea to a few companies. That's hot.
3. Brit Brit was offered $3 million for the lead role in Memoirs of a Medicated Child. Brit was set to play the girlfriend of a misdiagnosed mental patient. Ha, what a co-inky-dink. A rep for the film said,
"Even with an accepted $3 million offer on the table and negotiations being finalized, producers decided to can Brit.”4. Also, bitch has Multiple Personality Disorder and when she does crazy and weird shit in her British accent she does not remember it. Apparently, her british persona is like a different person. I dunno, whatever - I believe it all.