The Lingerie Bowl has been cancelled this year because they didn't get the right permits in time.That might be true. But it's probably because all these hoochies have contracted some sort of STD from last years festivities. Sorry boys.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Attention All Frat Boys & Grandpas
The Lingerie Bowl has been cancelled this year because they didn't get the right permits in time.That might be true. But it's probably because all these hoochies have contracted some sort of STD from last years festivities. Sorry boys.
Destiny!
I am posting this pic again because this bitch looks like a chola. Anyway, Miley Cyrus has legally changed her name. I didn't know this, but she was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. She has changed it to Miley Ray Cyrus. She said she's been called Miley since she was a little girl and it's the name she's always used. She used the name Ray as a tribute to her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.
This is fuckin' stupid, but whatever. I actually like Destiny better than Miley, Miley sounds like a kind of fish. Gross. Destiny is such a classy and gorgeous stripper name! She could have filled those shoes, but no - she fucked up!
Sexy Time
Verne Troyer always pulls bitches. Don't ask me why or how. I'm not a brain surgeon.
He was at the Ivy yesterday having lunch with his lady friend. When Verne was leaving the restaurant he was harassed by some pap who kept telling him that Verne's wife was on the brink of suicide. TMZ has the video of the dude telling Verne that he has left her without any money and now she's addicted to drugs and in a mental hospital.
Why do I care?
Gorgeous
With all of these Britney pics, I have decided to post a truly glamorous pic of the potato face that is Rumer Willis. This creation from the gods is the spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Bitch got hit with the ugly stick one too many times.
This is the chance you take when two pretty hot people mate, you either get gorgeous little ones (Ex: Brad Pitt & Angie) or you get stuck with this. Wait, did I just call Bruce Willis hot? *gag*
More Pregnant Bitches
Ethan Hawke's girlfriend, 28-year-old Ryan Shawhughes, is knocked up with his baby. Ethan met Ryan while he was married to Uma Thurman. She was their nanny. 37-year-old Ethan has two kids with Uma.Next...
Tom Cruise Is Gas-sy
Tom Cruise is receiving a new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle this week. Tom is receiving the very first model of the only 1,500 made. The cycle cost $72,500 and can reach speeds of 200 mph, according to NY Daily News:
Cruise, whose net worth is upwards of $250 million, is known to have an affinity for fast vehicles, including motorcycles, Porsches and planes. Some estimate the actor spent $1 million in 2006 on fuel alone.
I understand having nice cars and shit - but a million dollars just on gas? WTF is wrong with these people! Where the fuck do you drive and travel to for a million dollars gas?
It's Britney, Bitch
Ok, so after like 3 days or something like that of not posting I have decided to start off with a Brit Shit story! Bear with me! This one's gonna be long.
Osama and Brit had a big blowout a few days ago which ended in Osama banning Adnan from Brit's house. Osama had a screaming match with her which left Brit in tears. Brit stayed outside of the gates and called Adnan Ghalib to come pick her up. Adnan told her to go into her house and he would be there. He showed up, but security at the gates were told not to let him in. Apparently, Osama told them not to let Adnan in at all. These fucking drama queens! Chill the fuck out! For whatever reason, the cops were also called. They did a quick search for some reason and left. WTF? They should have taken all these fuckin' bitches to jail for violation of sanity and disturbing the little fuckin' peace that her damned neighbors get!
Brit's parents and Ali Simms arrived this week also. Theres supposed to be some sort of intervention this week and that's why her mother is in town. The same night of the big fight she left Ralph's with a pap named Felipe, then she was with Adnan and then she ended her night going to a drugstore with her mom and Osama.
Fuck, Britney's dog looks pissed. He's so over this shit. He's the only semi-sane one in this family.
Britney followed up her crazed night of fighting with Osama Lutfi by buying a Mercedes! Woohoo! Britney, Osama and Lynne Spears visited the dealer and dropped cash on her new ride. She showed up at the dealership with a goddamned ceramic coffee mug and a Kabbalah book, all the while looking like a hot mess! Nice nips.
Also, TMZ claims Brit is getting treated for her mental illness. A psychiatrist apparently comes to her home once a week. She's also on meds to treat her bipolar disorder. I guess Brit is fine when she's on her medication, but then she goes off it thinking she's okay and that's when her condition gets worse.
A source said, "She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she's in the middle of an episode. It's like mocking someone with Down syndrome."
Down Syndrome? How insulting! To people with down syndrome. They do not want to be affiliated with her ass! In the video above Brit is talking in her British/Asian/Retard accent once again and yelling at Osama telling him that she wants him to get out of the passenger seat so she can drive. No, that's not a typo. She's just an idiot.
And, I will leave this long and dramatic post on a light note! BLENDER magazine has Brit Shit on the cover of its new issue! No, that's not really her - but I love it. That's some pretty hefty photoshop but a job well done! Well, they forgot the frappucino, the gas pump and the broken condoms but I'll let them slide!
Osama and Brit had a big blowout a few days ago which ended in Osama banning Adnan from Brit's house. Osama had a screaming match with her which left Brit in tears. Brit stayed outside of the gates and called Adnan Ghalib to come pick her up. Adnan told her to go into her house and he would be there. He showed up, but security at the gates were told not to let him in. Apparently, Osama told them not to let Adnan in at all. These fucking drama queens! Chill the fuck out! For whatever reason, the cops were also called. They did a quick search for some reason and left. WTF? They should have taken all these fuckin' bitches to jail for violation of sanity and disturbing the little fuckin' peace that her damned neighbors get!
Brit's parents and Ali Simms arrived this week also. Theres supposed to be some sort of intervention this week and that's why her mother is in town. The same night of the big fight she left Ralph's with a pap named Felipe, then she was with Adnan and then she ended her night going to a drugstore with her mom and Osama.
Fuck, Britney's dog looks pissed. He's so over this shit. He's the only semi-sane one in this family.
Britney followed up her crazed night of fighting with Osama Lutfi by buying a Mercedes! Woohoo! Britney, Osama and Lynne Spears visited the dealer and dropped cash on her new ride. She showed up at the dealership with a goddamned ceramic coffee mug and a Kabbalah book, all the while looking like a hot mess! Nice nips.
Also, TMZ claims Brit is getting treated for her mental illness. A psychiatrist apparently comes to her home once a week. She's also on meds to treat her bipolar disorder. I guess Brit is fine when she's on her medication, but then she goes off it thinking she's okay and that's when her condition gets worse.
A source said, "She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she's in the middle of an episode. It's like mocking someone with Down syndrome."
Down Syndrome? How insulting! To people with down syndrome. They do not want to be affiliated with her ass! In the video above Brit is talking in her British/Asian/Retard accent once again and yelling at Osama telling him that she wants him to get out of the passenger seat so she can drive. No, that's not a typo. She's just an idiot.
And, I will leave this long and dramatic post on a light note! BLENDER magazine has Brit Shit on the cover of its new issue! No, that's not really her - but I love it. That's some pretty hefty photoshop but a job well done! Well, they forgot the frappucino, the gas pump and the broken condoms but I'll let them slide!
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