Thursday, January 17, 2008

You've Been Warned


Only click on the link below if you have a strong stomach and if you have medical insurance to cover the cost for the damage that will be done to your eyes. After you click you will find some truly glamorous shots of Britney Spears last night leaving Kitson with no pants or anything down there. You have been warned:

CLICK HERE YOU SICKO


Miscarriage

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British popstar Lily Allen has just suffered a miscarriage.

Her rep confirmed Lily's miscarriage, “We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time.”

I love Lily Allen with all of my heart and her music is amazing. She had just recently changed dramatically after finding out she was pregnant. I have nothing funny to say. That's very tragic and I hope her and her boyfriend get through this.

R.I.P.

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This is a picture of that wonderful night Britney Spears went nuts a few days ago. No, Britney Spears is not dead. That would be too good to be true; but the Associated Press is preparing for her passing by already writing the fallen star's obituary, you know, because she is a mental wreck.

AP's entertainment editor, Jesse Washington, told Us, “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

That shit is just sad, entertaining - yes, but sad.

Get A Driver



After 48 days behind bars, Kiefer Sutherland will be released from jail Monday morning.

Glendale City Jail reps tells PEOPLE: 'He'll be let out the front door just like everyone else. I have no idea who'll be picking him up."'


Who the fuck names their baby boy Kiefer. Think about it, what the hell? Sutherland is In jail for his second DUI conviction and for violating probation, he will have served his entire sentence. He spent his birthday, Christmas and New Year's at the facility. I hope this idiot finally realizes that he needs to make an investment and get a driver for his ass if he's going to go out and get smashed. But he wont. They never learn!

Wino Is Coming To Town

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Crackwhore Amy Winehouse has finally been granted a visa to come over to America for the Grammys. She is nominated for 7 different awards. That's an old picture of Wino, but I was just captivated by her beautiful smile and decided to post. Can't wait to see what kind of mess this girl gets herself into in the states. I hope her and Britney decide to hang out. Can somebody please set that up? I want a battle of the crazies.

Fashion Icon

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These beautiful pictures are from Brit Shit's crazy night. Does she not own a mirror? WTF - Who lets her out of the house like this?

Britney Spears led the paps through a 100mph car chase through Mission Hills, CA last night ending in all of them getting pulled over by the police. Brit was let go, but a few paparazzi were ticketed and some were even arrested.

After her little run-in with the law, Britney headed to Kitson at 2:00am. They were closed, but she made them open up. She also headed to Ralphs without Adnan anywhere in sight. When one of the paps asked her about him, she said, "No comment!"


I don't even know what to say anymore. Poor girl. She needs to be admitted STAT - honestly, I'm just waiting for her to off herself. You know that shit is coming, that or a complete and total mental breakdown like we have never imagined. These pictures speak from themselves.

UPDATE: Ryan Seacrest interviewed Sam Lufti about the incident this morning. Britney was in the shower and said she had to clean because she is human or some shit like that. If you care, go hear it here.

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