About Time!

Amy Winehouse has checked herself into rehab! Woohoo! Her label made this statement earlier today:

"Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors," Universal Music Group said in a statement. "She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction. Amy is the most talented and important musical artist of her generation and has made huge strides on her road to recovery. Universal Music Group wants nothing more than to see her take the time she needs to come back to full health and fulfil her incredible potential with the label. The label has always had the best interests of Amy at heart and has been guided by her family and doctors in the last few months as to the best direction to take. All concerned feel that Amy must put her health before all considerations and will be by her side whenever and wherever they are needed."

Fuck, that was long. Damn, Cokey McCokehead is gonna have some major withdrawals! That is gonna be some crazy shit, I hope she comes out of this sober. But she won't. What a waste of talent! Well, I'll be waiting for this hot mess to come out of rehab and start doing crazy shit like walking around london with her bra and no shoes. I miss the old Amy already!