Fugie Ferg

This pic is from a concert in New Zealand that Fergie performed at this week. If you have already forgetten, Fergie has a little stage trouble. Last time she pissed on herself on stage because "she had to go". Well, bitch looks constipated in this pic and I'm going to figure she's been taking a few trips to the little boys room because she forgot to zip her shit up. I say little boy because I still question whether or not this bitch is female. She has total man face. Ugh. I'll leave you suckers with this hot pic of Fergie pissing herself! Thank me later.

Back To Bitch Face

Those pregnancy hormones must be fucking up Jessica Alba's mood - for the first time in a long time bitch was out and about smiling and furniture shopping like two nights ago. Last night she came to her bitch face roots at LAX with her boyfriend Cash Warren. I love her for being so miserable all the time, but I hate her for being such a bitch all the time - go figure.

Skank Face

Pamela Anderson is 25 from the neck down. Unfortunately, the Aging Gods did not bless her face with the same super powers. Pammy looks fug. She will never stop partying. This is a pic of her from last night at the Hard Rock Hotel in Florida. They are going to bury this bitch with a bottle of Jack in one hand and her vibrator in the other. Those are her only true loves, she's crazy and horny. Sad thing is this is someone's mom. Ha! Your mom has got a bad case of skank face!

Reality TV Check

I never watch that stupid show The Hills, but I know some bitches that are so into that shit! I can not stand their high school drama so i opt to not watch it, but I still know about all their dirt! WTF - MTV has somehow infiltrated my mind with this Heidi vs Lauren shit! Anyway, like all Reality TV, this shit is scripted but these hoes keep denying it. Well, The Hills is now being shown over in the UK with the following disclaimer aired before and after the show:

"The following programme may contain scenes that have been created purely for entertainment purposes."

Duh!