Hoes Fart & Burp

Eva Mendes went to Nepal with Cameron for an MTV show and confessed they stayed up in their hotel room breaking wind all night.

Eva recalls: "Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can't belch. "One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do. "We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine. "It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off."

Sexy shit. I take that back. That's not even funny. These two middle aged women should not be sitting around farting and shit! Rude!

Watch Cameron burp like a drunk frat guy below:

R.I.P.

Heath Ledgers family has issued the following statement:

"We, Heath's family, confirm, the very tragic, untimely and accidental passing of our dearly loved son, brother and doting father of Matilda. He was found peacefully asleep in his New York apartment by his housekeeper at 3:30 p.m. U.S. time. We would like to thank our friends and everyone around the world for their well wishes and kind thoughts at this time. Heath has touched so many people on so many different levels during his short life but few had the pleasure of truly knowing him. He was a down to earth, generous, kind-hearted, life-loving and selfless individual who was extremely inspirational to many. Please now respect our family's need to grieve and come to terms with our loss privately."

Michelle Williams was Heaths fiance and mother of his child, her family issued the following statement today:
I think Tennyson got it right in the poem when he described someone as having died at a young age but burning the candles at both ends, and oh what a beautiful flame he made, that was Heath, what a beautiful flame he made and a great talent. My heart goes out to everyone in his family and my family. The saddest thing is his daughter whom he just loved dearly.

So sad.

Those Are Gonna Be Real Tears Soon

Lil' Wayne was arrested near Yuma, Arizona and charged with possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia. TMZ reports that the Drug Enforcement Agency was brought in for the arrest. He was also arrested last year for possession of drugs in Idaho. Ha! They never learn.

More Chola Shit

Eva Longoria Parker [WTF?] got a new tattoo on her skank neck. Apparently it's Tony Parker's jersey number nine. It looks like June, not nine. Don't think Hollywood bitches ever think shit through before they do it? I don't get it. And that's some straight up chola writing, I think Shy Girl tatted up homegirl in her basement. What happens when her and Tony get divorced or if Tony stops playing basketball? I guess she can tell everyone it's her IQ. Dumb bitch.

Pink Horse Carriages

Pink was campaigning for PETA last week and made a comment about the horse carriages in New York being unsafe because they hurt the horses feet and they breath in smoggy air from the city. Well, the NY horse peeps set this bitch straight:

Carriage-owner rep Carolyn Daly bridled at Pink's charge that the asphalt hurts the horses' hooves. "They have specialized shoes for concrete," said Daly, adding that their equine partners get a four-month vacation at a Pennsylvania farm. "We haven't had one animal cruelty violation from the three agencies that oversee us," said Daly, who derided the "ignorant comments of a B-list pop star. A true 'Stupid Girl' is one who talks publicly about something she knows nothing about." Hansom cab driver Ian McKeever said he's never witnessed a driver abusing a horse - and would intervene if he did. McKeever, whose horse Roger has appeared on "Sex and the City," argues, "My horse is more famous than [Pink] is!"

I like these angry carriage owners. They have balls.

Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008

Ok, so I didn't really wanna post this one, and I'm really late about this - but as everyone and their grandmothers gardner's nephew's roommate knows, Heath Ledger passed away yesterday around 3:30PM. The initial autopsy prove inconclusive, but it is widely suspected that he has an accidental overdose. He was found naked in his apartment, face down with pill bottles around him. It is believed that they were sleeping pills, one prescription and one over the counter. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Ledger was 28 and is survived by his 2 year old daughter Matilda Rose.

Before I get back to business as usual this afternoon, I'd like to offer my personal condolences to Heath Ledger's family and friends. Particularly his daughter Matilda Rose. Heath would always speak fondly of her. He was recently quoted as saying "I feel good about dying because I feel alive through her." R.I.P.

This Is Gonna Be A Long Post

Adnan Ghalib's wife filed for divorce this week. On the other hand, he made appearances last night on Entertainment Tonight and The Insider where he said not only his he still with Britney, but she wants to have his baby. He claims Britney bought the rumored pregnancy test because she was "hoping" to be pregnant because of her "natural maternal instincts." NY Daily News reports:

Ghalib conceded that Spears, 26, was not aware he was going public about their relationship and insisted they are still together despite reports she kicked him to the curb. "It's far from over, but then I don't have the ultimate say in this relationship," Ghalib said.

He's waiting for his paycheck.

IN OTHER BRITNEY NEWS!
Britney Spears' lawyers scheduled an emergency hearing today to allow Britney to have therapeutic visitation with her children. Britney initially showed up at the courthouse and then wandered right back out - bitch didn't even go into the court room. WTF? This shit did not help her case because, in a quick minute, her request was denied! Ha! TMZ reports:

Sources told TMZ Brit wanted visitation restored in a "therapeutic setting" -- meaning under the treatment of medical professionals -- but that wasn't gonna happen, especially since she never showed to make a plea. The Court noted Brit's absence.

Mark Vincent Kaplan (K-Feds Lawyer) made the following remarks to People about Britney's deposition:We are going over things that are very, very gut-wrenching. Just to revisit them even in your own mind would not be pleasurable. It's not something anyone would enjoy," he says."

What the fuck did she even show up for again? She loves the attention. That's all.

Chola Makeup

Did this bitch go to the Compton swapmeet to get her makeup done? WTF? That face looks East LA to me. Anyway, here is the always beautiful Pamela Anderson this weekend partying as usual!

Told You So...

The Wino is a crackwhore. Can't say I didn't see this one coming. A few days ago, while I was completely entertained with my tangible life away from this computer and not posting, a video of Amy Winehouse smoking crack surfaces. She also claims that she popped 9 pills of Valium and suggested that her cat call a cab and leave. Crack makes you say sexy things. Well, the police finally caught onto this mess and are thinking about pressing charges. Apparently the video was filmed right before Amy attended the hearing for her husband Blake on Friday.

Police will look at the video before deciding whether any charges should be brought against Winehouse, a Metropolitan Police spokesman said while speaking on condition of anonymity in line with force policy.

If I were her cat i would have packed my shit and left a long time ago! Fuck that, smoking crack and weed and boozing and poppin' pills, she shows that cat no respect! No fuckin' attention and love has been devoted to that cat. Bitch needs to take care of her pussy. Cat. Pussy cat. Fuck.

Here's the video and the sound is shitty. Her accent is so classy, she's a classy crack hoe: