Friday, January 18, 2008

Bunny Baby On The Way


Sources claim that Holly Madison (29) and Hugh Hefner (81) were spotting visiting a doctor that specializes in vitro fertilization. Damn, why does everyone want to have babies? Holly always talks about marrying Hef and having babies and shit. I have no idea how they are going to make his spermies work. This is far more delicate than rocket science - I know because I'm a rocket scientist. Do not question my authority! This bitch is smart, you know she had this shit planned out:

My Life Goals! By Holly Madison
1. Graduate from college
2. Start non-profit organization
3. Cure cancer
4. Get knocked up by old rich man to inherit his entire estate and all of his money
5. Feed the poor

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