Attention All Frat Boys & Grandpas

The Lingerie Bowl has been cancelled this year because they didn't get the right permits in time.

That might be true. But it's probably because all these hoochies have contracted some sort of STD from last years festivities. Sorry boys.

WTF - Who Isn't?!

Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her second child.

YOU'RE NEXT.

Destiny!

I am posting this pic again because this bitch looks like a chola. Anyway, Miley Cyrus has legally changed her name. I didn't know this, but she was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. She has changed it to Miley Ray Cyrus. She said she's been called Miley since she was a little girl and it's the name she's always used. She used the name Ray as a tribute to her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.

This is fuckin' stupid, but whatever. I actually like Destiny better than Miley, Miley sounds like a kind of fish. Gross. Destiny is such a classy and gorgeous stripper name! She could have filled those shoes, but no - she fucked up!

Sexy Time

Verne Troyer always pulls bitches. Don't ask me why or how. I'm not a brain surgeon.

He was at the Ivy yesterday having lunch with his lady friend. When Verne was leaving the restaurant he was harassed by some pap who kept telling him that Verne's wife was on the brink of suicide. TMZ has the video of the dude telling Verne that he has left her without any money and now she's addicted to drugs and in a mental hospital.

Why do I care?

Gorgeous

With all of these Britney pics, I have decided to post a truly glamorous pic of the potato face that is Rumer Willis. This creation from the gods is the spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Bitch got hit with the ugly stick one too many times.

This is the chance you take when two pretty hot people mate, you either get gorgeous little ones (Ex: Brad Pitt & Angie) or you get stuck with this. Wait, did I just call Bruce Willis hot? *gag*

More Pregnant Bitches

Ethan Hawke's girlfriend, 28-year-old Ryan Shawhughes, is knocked up with his baby. Ethan met Ryan while he was married to Uma Thurman. She was their nanny. 37-year-old Ethan has two kids with Uma.

Next...

Tom Cruise Is Gas-sy

Tom Cruise is receiving a new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle this week. Tom is receiving the very first model of the only 1,500 made. The cycle cost $72,500 and can reach speeds of 200 mph, according to NY Daily News:

Cruise, whose net worth is upwards of $250 million, is known to have an affinity for fast vehicles, including motorcycles, Porsches and planes. Some estimate the actor spent $1 million in 2006 on fuel alone.

I understand having nice cars and shit - but a million dollars just on gas? WTF is wrong with these people! Where the fuck do you drive and travel to for a million dollars gas?

It's Britney, Bitch

Ok, so after like 3 days or something like that of not posting I have decided to start off with a Brit Shit story! Bear with me! This one's gonna be long.

Osama and Brit had a big blowout a few days ago which ended in Osama banning Adnan from Brit's house. Osama had a screaming match with her which left Brit in tears. Brit stayed outside of the gates and called Adnan Ghalib to come pick her up. Adnan told her to go into her house and he would be there. He showed up, but security at the gates were told not to let him in. Apparently, Osama told them not to let Adnan in at all. These fucking drama queens! Chill the fuck out! For whatever reason, the cops were also called. They did a quick search for some reason and left. WTF? They should have taken all these fuckin' bitches to jail for violation of sanity and disturbing the little fuckin' peace that her damned neighbors get!

Brit's parents and Ali Simms arrived this week also. Theres supposed to be some sort of intervention this week and that's why her mother is in town. The same night of the big fight she left Ralph's with a pap named Felipe, then she was with Adnan and then she ended her night going to a drugstore with her mom and Osama.

Fuck, Britney's dog looks pissed. He's so over this shit. He's the only semi-sane one in this family.


Britney followed up her crazed night of fighting with Osama Lutfi by buying a Mercedes! Woohoo! Britney, Osama and Lynne Spears visited the dealer and dropped cash on her new ride. She showed up at the dealership with a goddamned ceramic coffee mug and a Kabbalah book, all the while looking like a hot mess! Nice nips.


Also, TMZ claims Brit is getting treated for her mental illness. A psychiatrist apparently comes to her home once a week. She's also on meds to treat her bipolar disorder. I guess Brit is fine when she's on her medication, but then she goes off it thinking she's okay and that's when her condition gets worse.

A source said, "She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she's in the middle of an episode. It's like mocking someone with Down syndrome."

Down Syndrome? How insulting! To people with down syndrome. They do not want to be affiliated with her ass! In the video above Brit is talking in her British/Asian/Retard accent once again and yelling at Osama telling him that she wants him to get out of the passenger seat so she can drive. No, that's not a typo. She's just an idiot.

And, I will leave this long and dramatic post on a light note! BLENDER magazine has Brit Shit on the cover of its new issue! No, that's not really her - but I love it. That's some pretty hefty photoshop but a job well done! Well, they forgot the frappucino, the gas pump and the broken condoms but I'll let them slide!

Oh Yeah, She's Pregnant

The hottness that is Brad and Angie showed up to the SAG Awards tonight lookin' like a million bucks. That dress did not help out with those pregnancy rumors though. Angie is knocked up and sporting some major boobage! I love this hot couple and I hope she's preggers!

Before My Time

I went to the Spice Girls Reunion concert so I'm not going to fully hate on this. New Kids On The Block were huge in the 80's and are ready to make a comeback in 2008. Jonathan Knight is turning 40 this year. Donnie Wahlberg is 38, Danny Wood is 38, Jordan Knight is 37 and Joey McIntyre is 35. Apparently these guys are planning a reunion concert and their official website is up and running.

My sister used to have a blanket and pillow set with these nerds all over it. I guess they were like teen heartthrobs. That was then, lemme tell you - there is nothing cute about middle-aged men singing 80's hits.

Where You At?

*Sigh* - How I miss the old X-Tina! Anyway, that's an old pic - but it's a classic. Christina Aguilera has been MIA since giving birth a few weeks ago. I just wanted a reason to post this pic.

Someone Get Her A Brown Paper Bag

Lindsay Lohan seems to have gotten the memo that we are sick of seeing that face of a middle-aged women all over the press and tried to cover the mug with that horrendous bag. Ho-han was slutting it up in NYC this weekend, and hooked up with Brody Jenner along the way.

Lindsay Lohan is a slut and she does not give a fuck! She's a slut on a mission and no one is going to get in her way.

Wonderful Boyfriend

Britney Spear's paparazzi boyfriend is selling some home made videos of Brit and he's asking $2 million for them. He's already given a preview to a few big agencies.

The News Of The World got a preview of the clips, and here's their breakdown:

CLIP No1 shows Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She's heard saying:

"When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."

CLIP No2 shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles:

"Britney has an angel looking out for her, don't you, angel?"

CLIP No3 sees a Britney talking to Adnan, who's holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

She smiles: "I'm really happy. Bubba's here for me now. It's all good."

Adnan is still withholding CLIP No4 and CLIP No5 but CLIP No6, filmed last week, shows Britney crying hysterically after a night out.

What doesn't she get? It's like everyone knows he is using her but her! Idiot. Check out the vid's above of Adnan whoring our Britney. In the second video he plays messages that she has left him on voicemail. She sounds like a 12 year old girl! WTF is her deal?

A Lil' Skank In Her

Inside that little Disney soul is a little Disney skank just waiting to come out and play. These pics of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana (That's what I'm going to call her and if you don't like it then F-U) have leaked today - sources claim they are from little Montana's MySpace page.




These pics aren't really that bad. Wait, how old is she? 15? My mom would have whooped my ass had I posted some shit like this on the internet. Poor Billy Ray, his little star isn't a little girl anymore! Bitch broke his achy braky heart.

Damn Girl

Sylvester Stallone's mom, Jackie Stallone, at the Vegas premiere of "Rambo" on Thursday. She is 86 years old but it looks like she has 86 botox injections in her face or one too many bad surgeries. Ugh, bitch looks like a clown!