More To The Clan

Star Magazine is claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting. And it's gonna be twins! I am so excited and I really hope this shit is true! Anyway, here's the little snip from Star:

Angie has only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. Star has learned that Angelina hastily cancelled a long-scheduled trip to Europe when she first found out about her pregnancy. "Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a second says. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come." Rumors of pregnancy for Angie, 32, have swirled since she appeared at the Critics' Choice awards on January 7 looking considerably healthier than the almost skeletal figure she had become. While Brad drank beer, and others at their table downed champagne, she stuck to water.

Everyone is getting knocked up! Damn! I give it two years before they have their own military and speak their own Brangelina language. Just you wait and see! They are going to take over the world! I want to be Angie's fetus right now, those kids are royalty and they know it! Bitches!

Mop Head

Halle Berry grew that baby bump over night! She has been keeping things pretty quiet since announcing her pregnancy with her incredibly sexy boyfriend whose name I do not know. Anyway, she looks hot for being knocked up, but I don't know about that mop-head. She kinda looks like one of those little chia-pets. You know what I'm talking about.

Ch-Ch-Cha-Chia!

Yuck

Tori Spelling is pregnant, again. Her first son is not even a year old yet.

Damn, bitch is fug.

About Time!

Amy Winehouse has checked herself into rehab! Woohoo! Her label made this statement earlier today:

"Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors," Universal Music Group said in a statement. "She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction. Amy is the most talented and important musical artist of her generation and has made huge strides on her road to recovery. Universal Music Group wants nothing more than to see her take the time she needs to come back to full health and fulfil her incredible potential with the label. The label has always had the best interests of Amy at heart and has been guided by her family and doctors in the last few months as to the best direction to take. All concerned feel that Amy must put her health before all considerations and will be by her side whenever and wherever they are needed."

Fuck, that was long. Damn, Cokey McCokehead is gonna have some major withdrawals! That is gonna be some crazy shit, I hope she comes out of this sober. But she won't. What a waste of talent! Well, I'll be waiting for this hot mess to come out of rehab and start doing crazy shit like walking around london with her bra and no shoes. I miss the old Amy already!

Mommy, Who's That Crazy Lady?

*Sigh* - Britney Spears caused an incident at a Beverly Hills elementary school when she was spotted outside smoking and talking to herself, according to Us Magazine:

“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
At this point the kids were being let out and the sight of Britney Spears naturally terrified the little ones:
“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’"

Who the fuck in their right mind would let this bitch pick up their kids? She can go pick up someone else's kids but can't take time out of her day to go show up to court hearings for hers! WTF! Bitch has her priorities mixed up. Anyway, I doubt someone asked her to pick up their kids, she was fuckin' bored and looking for friends. Bitch needs to figure it out!