WTF is she wearing and WTF is she doing attending shit without Britney! Anyway, Brit Shit's "cousin" Alli Sims attending a Pepsi Launch party or something like that. Is she still releasing that album of hers? This Alli skank was smart, she fame-whored a little off Brit and sold her story and shit to make a quick buck!
Britney needs to hit me up. I'll be a good friend to her! I swear to the Frappucino gods that I will hold her purse and drive her car and order her Starbucks better than any other bitches! I will also take pictures of her secretly with my camera phone, record her phone calls and possibly manipulate her to deposit funds into my bank account. Britney, if you're reading this - hit me up.
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