Oh Yeah, She's Pregnant

The hottness that is Brad and Angie showed up to the SAG Awards tonight lookin' like a million bucks. That dress did not help out with those pregnancy rumors though. Angie is knocked up and sporting some major boobage! I love this hot couple and I hope she's preggers!

Before My Time

I went to the Spice Girls Reunion concert so I'm not going to fully hate on this. New Kids On The Block were huge in the 80's and are ready to make a comeback in 2008. Jonathan Knight is turning 40 this year. Donnie Wahlberg is 38, Danny Wood is 38, Jordan Knight is 37 and Joey McIntyre is 35. Apparently these guys are planning a reunion concert and their official website is up and running.

My sister used to have a blanket and pillow set with these nerds all over it. I guess they were like teen heartthrobs. That was then, lemme tell you - there is nothing cute about middle-aged men singing 80's hits.

Where You At?

*Sigh* - How I miss the old X-Tina! Anyway, that's an old pic - but it's a classic. Christina Aguilera has been MIA since giving birth a few weeks ago. I just wanted a reason to post this pic.

Someone Get Her A Brown Paper Bag

Lindsay Lohan seems to have gotten the memo that we are sick of seeing that face of a middle-aged women all over the press and tried to cover the mug with that horrendous bag. Ho-han was slutting it up in NYC this weekend, and hooked up with Brody Jenner along the way.

Lindsay Lohan is a slut and she does not give a fuck! She's a slut on a mission and no one is going to get in her way.

Wonderful Boyfriend

Britney Spear's paparazzi boyfriend is selling some home made videos of Brit and he's asking $2 million for them. He's already given a preview to a few big agencies.

The News Of The World got a preview of the clips, and here's their breakdown:

CLIP No1 shows Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She's heard saying:

"When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."

CLIP No2 shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles:

"Britney has an angel looking out for her, don't you, angel?"

CLIP No3 sees a Britney talking to Adnan, who's holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

She smiles: "I'm really happy. Bubba's here for me now. It's all good."

Adnan is still withholding CLIP No4 and CLIP No5 but CLIP No6, filmed last week, shows Britney crying hysterically after a night out.

What doesn't she get? It's like everyone knows he is using her but her! Idiot. Check out the vid's above of Adnan whoring our Britney. In the second video he plays messages that she has left him on voicemail. She sounds like a 12 year old girl! WTF is her deal?

A Lil' Skank In Her

Inside that little Disney soul is a little Disney skank just waiting to come out and play. These pics of Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana (That's what I'm going to call her and if you don't like it then F-U) have leaked today - sources claim they are from little Montana's MySpace page.




These pics aren't really that bad. Wait, how old is she? 15? My mom would have whooped my ass had I posted some shit like this on the internet. Poor Billy Ray, his little star isn't a little girl anymore! Bitch broke his achy braky heart.

Damn Girl

Sylvester Stallone's mom, Jackie Stallone, at the Vegas premiere of "Rambo" on Thursday. She is 86 years old but it looks like she has 86 botox injections in her face or one too many bad surgeries. Ugh, bitch looks like a clown!

The Monte Carlo Is On Fire!

LITERALLY. The famous hotel in Las Vegas is being evacuated and is burning.
The blaze began shortly after 11 a.m. Friday. Dark plumes of smoke can be seen, and fire crews are en route to the scene. The blaze began at the top of the hotel and appears to be spreading down. There are 32 floors and about 3,000 people staying at the hotel. The fire is burning in three different parts of the hotel.

Sucks.

Gangsta Shit

A 16-year-old boy was arrested last night after the FBI believed he had plans to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.He was taken into custody after getting off a Southwest flight in Nashville from Los Angeles. From Nashville he was supposed to fly to Louisiana.

The FBI said, "His stated intent was to hijack the airplane and commit suicide. He did indicate he intended to die in Louisiana. It appears he had a ticket to Louisiana."

Sources say he had intended to crash the plane into a Hannah Montana concert on Friday night in Lafayette, Louisiana. In his bag they found handcuffs, duct tape and a type of rope or yarn. His plans were to overthrow the plane. He is currently being held on several state charges and could face Federal charges.

What a fuckin' idiot. And where the fuck were his parents? I don't like this Miley Hannah Cyrus Montana chick but damn, she's not that bad! She looks like an idiot in the picture above. Ha.

Bitches With Money

Madonna has purchase the London home right next to hers and paid $12 million for it. It gets better. She bought it and turned it into her own personal gym! She's trying to get some permits to have the two homes connected, but as for now, she walks 200 yards to her personal LA Fitness. Damn! I could have thought of a lot cooler shit to do with $12 million but I guess if you're Madonna that will do.

WTF Is She Wearing

WTF is she wearing and WTF is she doing attending shit without Britney! Anyway, Brit Shit's "cousin" Alli Sims attending a Pepsi Launch party or something like that. Is she still releasing that album of hers? This Alli skank was smart, she fame-whored a little off Brit and sold her story and shit to make a quick buck!

Britney needs to hit me up. I'll be a good friend to her! I swear to the Frappucino gods that I will hold her purse and drive her car and order her Starbucks better than any other bitches! I will also take pictures of her secretly with my camera phone, record her phone calls and possibly manipulate her to deposit funds into my bank account. Britney, if you're reading this - hit me up.

Straight From The Trailer Park

Seriously. This is straight from the trailer park - The Sun interviewed, Britney Spears' uncle, William Spears from his trailer in Kentwood. He says Britney has been drinking and doing drugs since she was 13. Revealing a childhood that included an alcoholic father and constant fighting, William Spears says Britney is basically gonna die soon. Woo hoo!

After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went "buck-wild" on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: "She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.".."It got worse when she got famous and she found out that people would do what she wanted them to. She wanted to drink, party and go where she wanted to go. She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her."..."Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. She is not listening to anybody. She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn't want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing..."If people think she has reached the bottom, they are very wrong."

Ha! That's hilarious. He better make room in his trailer because this bitch will be living with him soon. Above is a truly glamorous picture of Britney at Rite-Aid at 4AM this morning. She also spoke in her british accent and used a pay phone for no reason.

More To The Clan

Star Magazine is claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting. And it's gonna be twins! I am so excited and I really hope this shit is true! Anyway, here's the little snip from Star:

Angie has only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. Star has learned that Angelina hastily cancelled a long-scheduled trip to Europe when she first found out about her pregnancy. "Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a second says. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come." Rumors of pregnancy for Angie, 32, have swirled since she appeared at the Critics' Choice awards on January 7 looking considerably healthier than the almost skeletal figure she had become. While Brad drank beer, and others at their table downed champagne, she stuck to water.

Everyone is getting knocked up! Damn! I give it two years before they have their own military and speak their own Brangelina language. Just you wait and see! They are going to take over the world! I want to be Angie's fetus right now, those kids are royalty and they know it! Bitches!

Mop Head

Halle Berry grew that baby bump over night! She has been keeping things pretty quiet since announcing her pregnancy with her incredibly sexy boyfriend whose name I do not know. Anyway, she looks hot for being knocked up, but I don't know about that mop-head. She kinda looks like one of those little chia-pets. You know what I'm talking about.

Ch-Ch-Cha-Chia!

Yuck

Tori Spelling is pregnant, again. Her first son is not even a year old yet.

Damn, bitch is fug.