R.I.P.

This is a picture of that wonderful night Britney Spears went nuts a few days ago. No, Britney Spears is not dead. That would be too good to be true; but the Associated Press is preparing for her passing by already writing the fallen star's obituary, you know, because she is a mental wreck.

AP's entertainment editor, Jesse Washington, told Us, “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

That shit is just sad, entertaining - yes, but sad.