Wednesday, January 16, 2008

True Love



Only two weeks after a ceremonial wedding, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have called it quits. Hollywood love is such a beautiful thing. His rep made this statement today:

"After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends."

This skank finally gathered her thoughts and realized she was making the biggest mistake of her life. Eddie Murphy will always be Norbit in my eyes and she was too hot to be sharing mattress with Norbit for the rest of her life. He apparently paid for all of their wedding guest to be flown out to Tahiti for the ceremony. Best financial decision of his life? You bet.

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